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A study has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected on this subject.

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steampunkwyn:

1000% of women agree.

Whoever wrote this is my new favorite person.

As an individual, she’s going to act and respond in ways that are unique to her, because she is not a vagina that happens to have the downside of a personality attached to it like a parasite. If you’re truly looking for a relationship, you’re mature enough to understand this. If you’re using a manipulative “system” to get there, you’re not.

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