A handy reference guide!
my friend’s 10 year old cousin has the most amazing instagram
If a guy tries to neg me i think I’m just gonna reciprocate
like “oh wow check out your arms. do you lift? no? you should probably start…”
"aw your car’s almost as nice as mine how cute"
"you remind of chris evans except not as muscular or handsome"
When Cracked gets it right, it gets it really right.(via areyu)
i feel it in my bones, i’m on F I R E